It’s been almost three weeks since Avengers: Endgame hit theaters and with overwhelmingly solid reviews, it’s touted as one of the best films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. During that time, it has surpassed Titanic as the second-highest grossing films ever, taking in more than $620 million domestically as of Sunday. Marvel is also making sure to capitalize on the merchandising that comes with a blockbuster, potential once-in-a-generation, film like this one, slapping Captain America, Iron Man, Thanos and the rest of the crew on almost anything imaginable. But one of the more unique items we’ve seen might just be perfect for the nerdy chef in your life.
The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer allows comic book fans to re-enact Thanos’ infamous moments from the last two Avengers films, all while creating a delicious meal. That’s right, the folks at Firebox are selling stainless steel reproductions of the gold glove, which features an internal silicone grip and is perfect for flattening chicken or raw sirloin steak – not to mention, it’s dishwasher safe. The best part of the site’s description of the product has to be this line: “You can’t erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission.”
While the gauntlet might cost a little more than your typical tenderizer – $26.99 plus the cost of shipping – it does come with a hanging hook and an Avengers-inspired cookbook with recipes perfect after a day of battling Hulk, Ant-Man – whoever. Some of the recipes featured in the cookbook include Infinity Cutlet, Pepper Chicken Potts Pie, Hawkeye Steak, End “Game” Pie and Stark Tartare. This might just be perfect if you’re obsessed with Marvel and like to cook, or do so as your career. It’ll put a smile on anyone’s face.